Turtle in Osaka, Japan

So finally had time to go out on a bit of a bender.
Went to american town, just walked about a bit till i saw something that looked kinda open. It was only 9pm but it shut at 10pm!
N e way this place was kinda a hardcore trance place with loadsa guys with their tops of and girls dancing like wigfield.
All the japs come up to us and start saying "HI five" just like borat. So i humoured myself and pretend to be borat.
So this place shut and we had no where to go. I asked a japanese girl for "cool bar???".
She showed us some place and then left.
This place was reggae and didnt open for another hour, fuck that.
So walked off and asked another group of jap girls, "cool bar?".
These girls spoke good english and took us to a hip hop bar.
This place was kinda small and maybe had 250 ppl in there, but we were the only westerners. It was like being the black guy! I was soooo cool!
They were doing some "dance showcase" and they dragged me on stage, but all i could muster was the brent dance. I think it was lost on them. The japanese guys also love to teach me swear words and giggle when i say them a lil too loud. Stayed there till about 6am, then biked home. I was all over the place but still saying ohio gasimass to strangers.


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